(black biro on 97mm x 74mm memo paper)
You see alot of abandoned drinks cans left by people who haven't figured out the complexities of using a nearby bin. Either that or they're giving shelter to tiny people. On the back of this one I've written:
"An abandoned local landmark renovated into a cosy little home fit for one person or young couple. Set in a prime window-ledge location, overlooking a panoramic view of a back yard. A good tolerance of cats, rats, and pigeons is essential."